Smile and be happy.

swimsuitmodel:

(Source: syphilis-chan)

humansofnewyork:

I walked into a classroom where some young Tibetan students were practicing their chants, and all the kids suddenly grew very focused and well-behaved on account of the visitor. Except for this guy, who started laughing at me. Then he started laughing at himself laughing. Then he started laughing that he couldn’t stop laughing at himself laughing.
(Dharamshala, India)

humansofnewyork:

I walked into a classroom where some young Tibetan students were practicing their chants, and all the kids suddenly grew very focused and well-behaved on account of the visitor. Except for this guy, who started laughing at me. Then he started laughing at himself laughing. Then he started laughing that he couldn’t stop laughing at himself laughing.

(Dharamshala, India)

captainspensaurus:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:


losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" "beware, the injera is spicy""the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"


"The staff was very rude"
"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"
"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"
"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy""The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star

"the staff was spicy"

captainspensaurus:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:

losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" 
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"

"The staff was very rude"

"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"

"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"

"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy"
"The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star

"the staff was spicy"

sociopathicassbutt:

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

Well of course he does, he just walked into the wrong class.

(Source: worldschat)

frendaseivelun:

shialablunt:

porn comments

frendaseivelun:

shialablunt:

porn comments

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worlds fastest repeating bg tutorial

alexinglasses:

So make a new file in photoshop like this…

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now create whatever it is that you want, make sure it’s centred in the square then duplicate the layer

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now go to filter>other>offset 

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set the offset to half of the width and height of the box and select the “Wrap around” thingy

save as a png and then apply as your background

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bam

hope that was helpful!

(Source: baebot)

ohmahgahd:

moistwaft:

riddlemethatgollum:

samandriel:

visitingfan:

consultingcorsair:

poppy-popsicles:

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

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everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing


I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

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This is actually brilliant!

HAHAHHA

(Source: izyuki)

meepodhui:

garrusdatingsimulator:

soullikediamonds:

mkeading:

constantfailtage:

giraffesrampages:

bjergerqueen:

baremidriffs7:

some people are mean for no reason and it’s gross

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What the fuck happens in League of Legends

Sep 7
the-to-day-i-blog:


… I drew lovely little cockatiels doing cockatiel things (:

the-to-day-i-blog:

… I drew lovely little cockatiels doing cockatiel things (:

Sep 5
mylovelybirds:

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mylovelybirds:

242_2014

Sep 2

(Source: jordangibson)

Sep 2

XP Startup Theme
Bas3008

testosterown:

thesylverlining:

cyborgvirus:

myst1c:

the-death-of-beely-ridondo:

crystalmikii:

thranduilsenpai:

ampvee:

impendingeargasm:

Anyone who hasn’t heard this needs to.

OKAY SO I AM ACTUALLY FUCKING C RYTING NOIW AND GHFASDHJsj’fy;k lhkjfdruytiuyo

I’m pretty sure this is the song they play when you arrive at heaven

That is so beautiful oh my God. Like is that literally actually the real version of it? is that actually what it’s really like? Oh gosh they need to bring this tune back to the computers. This song + Windows 7 

It was this long because it took a computer 3 minutes to start up in 2001.

Simulate the real thing by randomly pausing it and unpausing it every 5 to 20 seconds. And simulate the physical spinning hard drive sound by groaning staccato throughout.

lol

via spectrumpsionic [DUDE WHY]

holy shit no this can’t be real

I had an XP for like 7 years and never heard this, holy shit - somebody tell me who actually made this.

I feel like I have seen the face of God.

I was skeptical ALL THE WAY up until the last actual second

then it all made sense.